Two days ago my blog got the D-dawg bump. Traffic shot up from a lowly 30 visitors per day to almost 200 visitors per day. How will I possibly entertain and retain these new fans? Answer: I won't. I have no delusions of grandeur. I am a one hit wonder. I got lucky and a blogging superstar like Denae happened to give my post the nod of approval.
I admit it felt great. I loved the attention will always think back to March 10, 2008 as the day I hit blogging pay dirt. But I am no superstar. In fact, I don't even want to be a blogging superstar. Yeah, that's it. I'd rather be a blogging nobody who blogs for me than a sell-out with hundreds of loyal readers.
With that in mind, I must ask you newcomers to leave now and never come back. It is my only hope for keeping this blog true to its roots. If you stay, I will only let you down later, and that fall will be hard for both of us. Get off this band-wagon while you and I still have our dignity.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Big Time
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That day after post is killer, isn't it? It gives me brain constipation every time. Read one of your wife's People magazines. It gets everything moving along again.
I am staying so you'd better come up with some good material. I'll get you started: Tampons, breast-feeding, men who cheat . . .
I am supposed to relay that men wore high heels and makeup FIRST.
Awesome.
I like Ashley's ideas. I think it is hilarious when men have opinions about women stuff. Dave doesn't really and that's why I loved your make-up post. I can't believe 200 people came... they all should've commented.
Well, I wasn't a bandwagon reader, but you're going to have to do better than this to keep me reading ;) Ashley had some excellent suggestions.
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